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Take the "What kind of Squirrel am I Test!"
So now you know.
And oh, what a great day! Last day of term, meaning no work at all, and Christmas assembly - boring Bible readings a la Mrs Ward, but we sang the 12 days of Christmas twice (and now my left ear is bleeding, ah well), and lots of presents (says the materialist in me).
Although, mysteriously, multiple people got me choklit. Maybe they think I need fattening up, ne?
And me, Nina, Zara, Margarethe, Antoinette and Lauren played Pictionary again. Fun fun!
And then was Kathryn's Party! Kathryn, Emily, Lauren, Nina, Zara, Margarethe, Antoinette, Jo, Alice, Mel and Megan. And we ate crumpets and played blink murder (heehee), and we're going rollerskating soonish.
And Nina and Zara got me a reindeer attatched to choklit. I'm going to call him George.

--10:45 p.m., Thursday, December 20, 2001


My lucky number: Gimme five... Psyche! Ah, 6, you're so gullible. Probably because you're such the Loyalist—very trusting. Cheer up, your friendship is rarer than a faithful politician. And if there were more 6s out there, the world would be a better place. Only problem is, once you've been burned, your trust flees the scene like a scared rabbit. As a result, it's possible to come off a little cold and standoffish. Bad first impressions might stick with you. And if people don't pay their share of a dinner tab, it might taint your view of them as potential friends. On the other hand, your BS radar is one of the sharpest around. That's why you may prefer shooting pool with friends instead of jockeying for position at the local singles' night. As a loyal Number 6, you're short on pickup lines and long on eye contact. If you find security within yourself, you might become less affected by the mistakes of others. So if you find a little extra support in life, you'll be well on your way to joining the ranks of other famous 6s: Michelle Pfeiffer, Jay Leno, Tom Hanks, and Julia Roberts.
...yeah, okay.

--05:02 p.m., Wednesday, December 19, 2001


Hi! Good day! Physics, FMaths and French were dull dull dull (oh, the big shock) but at lunchtime, we played pictionary/charades, which was so hilarious (given my complete inability to draw and Kathryn/Nina's bizarre ideas). Heehee.
Maths/Maths was very dull too, since we just started stats (zzz), but eh. On the bus it was fun! Florence was singing the sounds that the bus made all the way home and conducting and doing tempo marks (poco rit.!)
Ryan was his usual demented self (he gave me a card, as did Laura D :) I love cards!) and I made Sam laugh! :P to Lisa, I win <g>.


Lisa's at school still for a concert... noone nice is online... oh, Poeie asked me to marry her yesterday :) lolol!

--04:53 p.m., Tuesday, December 18, 2001


Jo came over yesterday, which was fun!
On Saturday, I saw Harry Potter with Ruth (did I say that already) and Kareoke King Lear, both good.
And today our darling computer has a virus. Joy.

--07:46 p.m., Monday, December 17, 2001


Whoot! I just saw Harry Potter, with Ruth, Naomi and their Mum. It was so great (Lisa loves Oliver Wood, I love Quirrel), but I'm still remembering bits they missed out!

--05:00 p.m., Saturday, December 15, 2001


Whoot! I just saw Harry Potter, with Ruth, Naomi and their Mum. It was so great (Lisa loves Oliver Wood, I love Quirrel), but I'm still remembering bits they missed out!

--05:00 p.m., Saturday, December 15, 2001


Here are Eli's answers to the questions I asked him, going with the ones I answered below.
1. Gah, you read even more than I do. Who's your favourite author?
The two I like the most, of all my favorites, are William Gibson and Patrick O'brian.
2. Do you think having two advent calendars so you can eat twice as much chocolate is a good idea?
Ma used to buy two advent calenders for the house and my brother (Dewey) and I would each get the chocolate from one, but generally, (and I think Jo will back me up on this) Yes, twice as much chocolate is always a good idea.
3. What on earth is an IATSE #600 Camera Operator card? IATSE stands for International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees (and Moving Picture Technicians). The specific Union I'm in is the International Cinematographers Guild (#600), and my job is that of a Camera Operator although I work most as a Remote Head Tech (whole 'nother description here. I'm getting wordy.) The card itself is stamped every quarter when your dues are paid, making you a "card-carrying union member". I always pay late. Same with Local 80, the grip union. Late.
4. How did you meet Jo?
At The Townhouse, it's a saloon.
5. If you could have one wish, what would it be?
To build my own house, somewhere quiet, with a magical truck that drops off shiny new tools and any kind of material I want. Concrete, parachute silk, steel cable and exotic hardwoods. And Galvanised roofing. Safety glass and copper. Yeah.... that would be cool. I'd build a modern palace with an ancient library (with a tower at one end), and a river running through the kitchen.
6. How much is this starting to sound like one of those 'interviews with the stars'‚ things? (Sorry about that, by the way)
(I ran into the same problem right about here, then I took the numbers off the list and ran with it) You're doing great. If I were a star, I would love to have you interview me.
7. What was the novel you started about?
I tried to cheat actually, by doing a rewrite on something I did in college. It's science fiction 'bout addiction and affliction, set into several dreamlike realities. It's a war story, basically, full of love. The main character's name is Leon. It's titled "The Box" after the cardboard box he lives in and the tendency of human nature to erect boundaries and surpass them. It's only 30 pages, but I'll do some more next year.
8. Why are you a skeptic? Don't you even believe in aliens a tiny bit? (So that's 2 questions, ah well.)
I'm not pessimist nor optimist, but possumist. Sure I believe in aliens. Not the anal probe kind but, well they could be out there too I guess.
9. What does obviating mean?
To me it means: to meet or provide for, as an objection or difficulty, by effective measures; to make unnecessary
10. Do random people of the internet that you don't know in real life ever buy you things from your wishlist?
That hasn't happened. Does that sort of thing happen? Whatid'ja get?
11. Quote of the day = ?
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. "
-Frank Zappa

--08:11 p.m., Friday, December 14, 2001


Blogger Insider questions from Eli.

1. What is Decemberfest? Any relation to Festivus?
Decemberfest is... well, kind of Christmas. My parents, siblings and a large proportion of my friends are Christian, so celebrate Christmas, whereas I'm pagan and celebrate Yule at around the same time. So Decemberfest is a collective name for Christmas, Yule, and any other religious festivals around the same time. And plus it's a good excuse to say 'fest' which is a great word.
2. Do people really switch jobs with their bosses on Boxing Day, or is it when everyone throws out their old boxes?
I think a lot of people don't even go to work on Boxing Day. The phrase comes from a long while ago, when Lords of the Manor gave Christmas Boxes (of presents, food and that) to their servants.
3. Yoghurt and chilli powder? Yeah, it's supposed to be a dip. But I add cucumber and eat it by the spoonful. Most of the stuff I eat originally came from putting whatever food I could find in a bowl, e.g. noodles, cheese, tomatoes and pesto. Yummy, altough really, really unhealthy.
4. Describe Rhiannon, or Kerry, or both.
Rhiannon goes to my school - she's in Year 7, I'm in Year 12 - and lives in my village, so she's one of the large group of people I get the bus with. She's insane, obsessed with hats, and shares my love of dragons.
Kerry is one of my internet friends, she's mad (a quality shared by most of my friends, actually) and she works in a bear-stuffing factory. And her foot sent me a Christmas card.
5. How do blue glasses help you see leaves?
Aah, it's the Katy-not-explaining-herself problem again. The frames are blue, not the lenses. And I use trees as a test of my glasses - if I can make out individual leaves on a tree that I'm looking at from a window, then they're strong enough.
7. Favourite tea?
Jasmine tea. Mm.
8. Speaking of colours, is silver really a colour?
Well, no, I guess not, it's a metal. How about 'the colour of a piece of silver'?
9. Vegemite or promite?
Seeing as I've never had (or heard of, actually) Promite, it'll have to be Vegemite.
10. What is the earliest obsessive behaviour you can remember?
One year at Guide camp, I named every single piece of food at every meal (great fun when you're eating peas) and ate them in alphabetical order.
11. The most longstanding?
That'd be the toast thing. I can't remember not doing that, and I do it even though my family tease me about it pretty much constantly. When you make toast, it usually bends. I turn it so it's u-shaped instead of n-shaped, then butter it. Then I add an extra bit of butter to one corner. Then I eat the two sides/crusts that join at the opposite corner. Then I eat towards the blob of butter, as near as I can without eating the other two crusts. As I have toast for breakfast every day, it gets very time consuming.
11. What did stick people ever do to you?
They're evil! They have no hands, feet, faces or width! They're monstrosities! :o)
12. Is there any relation between green leaves/blue glasses and your dad thinking blue/green is a bad combo for clothes? (I think he's wrong, but particular shades would matter.)
Um... no. But thank you for agreeing with me!
13. Do blue jeans and a green shirt count?
Yes, apparently: blue and green should never be seen (just because it rhymes, doesn't mean it's true, father dearest).
14. Is there anything you could have done to make it harder for me to ask you questions that posting the answers to over 300 of them on your site? :P
I could be psychic and answer them before you asked me, maybe? <g>
15. What are your school colours, or do you have to wear a Potter-type uniform?
Everyone wears a uniform (blue sweatshirt, blue shirt, blue skirt) except years 12 and 13. I'm year 12, so I can wear what I like so long as it doesn't 'distract' the staff.
16. Do we really gain insight into ourselves through internet tests, or is it hooey?
I doubt we get anything useful out of it, but it's a good timesuck :)

--07:32 p.m., Friday, December 14, 2001


Grace was on the bus today, here is one of her less obscene jokes:
What do you get if a ship full of red paint crashes into a ship full of green paint?
Marooned!
Today, 103 emails, arg!

--07:22 p.m., Friday, December 14, 2001


How to Kill Stick People, by Rhiannon and Katy.
1) Put them in a bag and tie it up with string.
2) Put salt on them.
3) Dip them in an egg.
4) Half-drown them.
5) Stamp on them with stamping boots.
6) Put them in an iron maiden.
7) Chop their head off.
8) Make their head into a cake.
9) Put the cake on a spike on top of a castle.
10) Have the dragons roast and eat it.

--06:45 p.m., Wednesday, December 12, 2001


Katy: :-)
Kerry: :-P
Katy: 8-)
Kerry: O:-)
Katy: ;-)
Kerry: :-
Katy: :-D
Kerry: =-O
Tronella: :-X Kerry: :'(
Katy: :-[
Kerry: :-$
Katy: :-!
Kerry: >:o
Katy: :-*
Kerry: Aw shucks! Run out of faces! Here's a really big T instead.

Katy: okay, now I'm hungry and it's all your fault.
Kerry: Hee! hee! Burgers, Chips, Candy Floss, Chewing Gum, Baked Beans, Fresh young virgins, Kebabs . . .
Katy: arg, the torture!
Kerry: . . . Gobstoppers, Popcorn, Hot dogs, Shepherds Pie, Cherry Icecream . . .
Katy: no!
Kerry: Boiled eggs with ranked soldiers.
Katy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kerry: Oh dear, something amiss perhaps? O:-)
Katy: ...what? no, no... I'm fine... totally calm...
Kerry: And the drooling . . . ?

--05:32 p.m., Tuesday, December 11, 2001


So I failed my maths test, and have a ton of homework :( but who cares! It's nearly DecemberFest!

--04:51 p.m., Tuesday, December 11, 2001


snagged from poulet
1. What brand of toothpaste?: MacCleans Whitening something, or Colgate... whatever Mum happens to have bought.
2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one..or separate?: I don't use conditioner.
3. What Brands?: Timotei/Head and Shoulders
4. What flavor dental floss: there's such thing as flavoured dental floss? Madness.
5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or?: I just put them on my feet, usually.
6. Knee highs or tube?: ...tube? what? but not knee highs.
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name?: no.
8. Favorite color?: silver.
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?: Nothing, I hate shoes. Especially sandals.
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Satsumas count?
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?: both, ne?
13. Bleh or blah?: blah.
14. What do you like about yourself?: my hair, my phrenies, and my ability to do maths... I love maths (how sad am I?)
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?: erm...no? what?
16. Do you sing in the shower?: no. In fact, I try to avoid singing at all.
17. Do you talk to your pet?: I don't have a pet, so that could be difficult :)
18. Do you talk to yourself?: Why would I talk to myself when I could be talking to all the voices in my head? <g>
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?: I _hate_ my dentist. Kill him now.
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?: No, seeing as I'm always at school when he delivers to our house.
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas?: No, see above.
22. Do you have 11 toes?: no.
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? er...
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen?: No. No. No.
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?: Not if there was any other colour I could get it in. Apart from possibly lime green, orange, or suffocation blue.
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?: Bugs bunny.
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?: Yes!
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl?: er... no.
29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? HAD to? purple, and lipcoloured. I hate lipstick.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? The inside of my mouth.
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day?: what would be the point of that? And do you seriously think I'd be able to?
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Not always...
33. How do you take mascara off? I don't put it on. I hate mascara even more than I hate lipstick.
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? No. Why would eyelashes turn me on?
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? ye..es... kind of.
36. Would u ever wear lip gloss? No.
37. What's better: me!
38. M&Ms or Skittles? skittles. Red ones.
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? Yes, why the hell not?
40. What is 1 + 1 ? 2. Ah... maths. :)
41. What is your favorite holiday? Samhain!
42. Pick one, RuPaul - Dennis Rodman: eh... who?
43. How old are you? 16
44. How old do you WANT to be? 30 (because that's how old Natasha is <g&ht;)
45. Where do you want to live? in a cave.
46. Where do you want to go? When do you mean? Now? Now I want to stay here, thanks.
47. Who do you want to meet?: Chriss and Dervla and Poet and Brina and TexasChris and...
47. Do you like Kool-Aid? ...never had any.
48. Does pine-sol smell good? ...? again... I have no idea what that is, unless it's air freshener, in which case... who cares?
49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? pepperoni, mushroom, tomato and stilton. Mm... stilton pizza...
50. Do you like toast? yeah!
51. Do you still carve pumpkins? No. I steal Matthew's.
52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? no... mincepies and alcohol for Santa, carrot and water for Rudolph.
53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?: I think so.
54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? No. They show up on an xray, but no teethies yet.
55. Clear or colored? Clear or coloured what?
56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick?: er... oh, that pink stuff. It's just pink flavoured, no choice.
57. Where is your hand right NOW? on a computer keyboard, as is my left. duh.
59. What is better: my deelyboppers, course.
60. Okay or O'tay? what the frot is o'tay? Okay is a good word.
61. French poodle or french kiss? Poodles are evil, kill them all!
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? As far as I know.
63. If not, how big are they? 8 square inches?
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? er... no?
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? Birthdays... ages to within 10 years, anyway...
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yeah.
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? No, and I don't have one.
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? you mean Tipex? No. That's stupid.
69. What do you think of Smurfette? Woohoo! I have a pic of her on my folder.
70. What is your favorite book? Good Omens.
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound?: Like a nice idea.
72. Salmon or Cod? Salmon. And cream cheese, if possible.
73. Crab or Lobster? erm... crab.
74. What sounds better: loud or soft? loud! unless it's someone elses noise.
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways. since when is sidewards a word?
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? still on the keyboard.
77. Describe the best day of your life: :D like I'm telling you.
78. Broom or mop? Mop, they don't make that horrible noise.
79. What is your favorite word? serendipity.
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.
81. What is your full name? Katy Jean Robinson
82. What do you wish your name was? that. Oh, it is!
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Nu-uh.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Um... don't know.
85. Are your feet the same size? The same size as what? Each other? Probably.
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? No... but kill the film version!
88. What are your Christmas traditions? Argue about who gets to put the fairy on the tree... argue about who gets to arrange the nativity... eat a satsuma for breakfast... remember where all the presents are and find them at the last minute... sit around doing nothing till lunch time... eat turkey, sausages wrapped in bacon, spuds, parsnips, carrot, lots of gravy, etc... eat ice cream and/or Christmas pudding... open presents... talk about how pagan Christmas is... play with presents... break siblings presents... fight and wake up adults... watch tv... eat random junk... sleep.
89. How do you open your envelopes: with my fingers.
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? No, I love surveys.
91. Do you like onions? NO!
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Eric.
93. Have you ever worn a dress? Yes, primary school uniform.
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? yes, actually.
95. Frogs or toads? Frogs.
96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11? Er... no.
97. 8 or 3? 8 or 3 what? 3.
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? about 30 seconds.
99. Did you know Bill Clinton is AWESOME? you've got to be kidding.
100. You made it. Do you love me now? Yes, course.
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? yup! and melt them on my radiator.
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? um... manga and compter games, I thnik.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? The first verse. But not even the queen knows the second one. God Save our Gracious Queen/Long live our Noble Queen/God Save the Queen (dadadadadada) Send Her Victorious/Happy and Glorious/Long to Reign Over Us/God Save the Queen. Tada!
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? No. The what?Oh, that American thing.
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? No. What son? Am I pregnant and noone told me?
106. If not, what?: Dominic, or Dmitri.
107. What about your daughter? Amanda.
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment: um... no.
109. Do you read tabloids? No.
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? Yeah, he was gorgeous!
111. Do you like cotton candy? Candyfloss? Sure, in moderation.
112. Do you suffer from cramps? In my arm.
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? ...?
114. Favorite food? sushi (especially red pepper maki), duck/hoisin sauce, kedgerie
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? phone Lisa.
116. Ribbed or plain? hahaha...
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Lala. But I think I shall start saying skittle de bop du wop.
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? apple. with cloves.
119. Pepsi or Coke? Coke.
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Vanilla.
121. Favorite movie? The Breakfast Club.
122. Favorite Actor? Chris Barrie... mmm.
123. Favorite Actress? um...
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? blerg. cereal.
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? ...oh, tights or stockings are you asking me? well, socks actually.
126. Do you shave your legs? yeah.
127. Midnight or mid-day? MIDNIGHT!
128. Hope or Billy? eh?
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? what or what?
130. Dry or lubricated? again, ha.
131. Fast or slow? now you are worrying me.
132. Hard or soft? have you seen a shrink recently?
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? choklit icecream, or yoghurt and chilli powder.
134. Spoon or fork? fork
135. Are you crying right now? why would I be?
136. Fling or flick? Flick!
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? a finger... why?
138. Look to your left, what do you see? a door, and a chair.
139. Look to your right, what do you see? a shelf with floppy disks on it.
140. Who is at your house right now? Lisa, Matthew, Mum and Dad.
141. Are your legs crossed right now? No.
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? Do I have to?
143. Favorite song? Paper Houses - Mull Historical Society, or Superheroes from RHPS.
144. Boxers or briefs? um...
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? whut?
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Yuk, double yuk, yuk.
147. Do you like to fish? no.
148. Is your grandpa cool? sometimes.
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? again, sometimes.
150. Do you snore? No, I talk. And sleep with my eyes open.
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Of chips... mm chips.
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."? I _am_ a girl.
153. Does it taste good? What?
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I like my finger, and then do that because I hate the taste of envelope glue and I'm too lazy for a sponge.
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? Pretty much continually.
156. What is your favorite comic? Eddie Izzard
157. Acting class or class act? ..?
158. Upside-down or downside-up? Upside down.
159. This isn't a question?
160. What does "GROWL LIKE A TIGER" mean to you? It means, growl like a tiger.
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; It means someone fell asleep on their keyboard.
162. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes.
163. Push or pull? wht?
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? no.
165. Do you even read those door things? yep.
166. Do spiders scare you? Only big ones. Oh, and littles ones. And medium sized ones.
167. What (else) does? chickens, clowns, heights, scissors, needles, other peoples' bathrooms.. I'm pretty paranoid.
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? No..
169. What was your first word? Molk.
170. What was your first phrase? No clue.
171. What can you not pronounce? amiable, skeleton.
172. Did you know my phone just rang? Did it? Well done.
173. Is your phone ringing? No..
174. What's your phone number? oh, go away.
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? ak! no.
176. Are you in drag right now? no, I'm actually female, I keep saying.
177. WalMart of Kmart? Neither, I'm not American
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim... marginally. They're both annoying.
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 6.
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? 15.
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now? ...y...e...s
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? No, it has 12. It was made by Picasso.
183. Are they flat? Yup!
184. Can you do a hand-stand? I've never been able to.
185. Front or back? wht?
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it?: ow... a wall. 20:45
187. Are you on fire right now? not that I'm aware of.
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? 100:0, I'm full up!
189. Sprite or 7-up? erg
190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper? Dr Pepper!
191. Bambi or Thumper? Thumper!
192. Do you think Flower is hot? Yeah! (ha)
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? No
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? No.
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? Are they weird?
196. YIPES!: ...indeed.
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? what?
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? -2055503.85
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have?: None.
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? Er...lots?
201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Like you just did.
202. Can you burp whenever you want? seeing as 'whenever I want' is never, yeah.
203. Will you call me? will you meet me? No.
204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD? ...
205. When you sit are you actually standing? no.
206. Spit or swallow? ...
207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me? It depends. Who are you?
208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez? She does not.
209. How old were you when you were 12? 12
210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat? er... none?
211. On a bad? ditto
212. X-Men or Power Rangers? XMEN.
213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens? I miss.
214. Do people give you money? No.
215. Pizza or squid? Pizza.
216. Love or war? love!
217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? sight
218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why? um...
219. Shake or stir? stir
221. On or off? on
222. Ribbit or croak? ribbit
223. Comb or brush? comb

--07:00 p.m., Monday, December 10, 2001


I spent most of physics drawing transvestite giraffes, because I was bored and Sam was at KKL rehearsals. It's very bizarre, but eh.
Fun day! Rhiannon is cool, yeah.

--04:56 p.m., Monday, December 10, 2001


from an article on Harry Potter being evil:
"A news report on 11-16-01 showed a clip of the movie. A cat TRANSFORMS into a woman. The movie/books may be “fantasy“ to some, but witches and anyone with the knowledge can really TRANSFORM into animals and back. The power comes from the devil. (You don't think God would do this, do you?)"
Bwahahaha!

--03:47 p.m., Sunday, December 9, 2001


According to a sign in my shop, I have so far saved 59.5 lives.
Shame about that 1/2 person.

--01:29 p.m., Sunday, December 9, 2001


what the hell does 'iditarod' mean? Ooh, dictionary, come here! ...not in the dictionary. Maybe not actually a word, then?
Yesterday I went to sleep with wet hair, and my hair is now huge.
Argh.

--01:21 p.m., Sunday, December 9, 2001


"Maurice Sendak".
Apparently. here

--03:28 p.m., Saturday, December 8, 2001


I'm having such a good day, and it's only 3pm!
Julie and Michael both gave me a lift to work today (d'you know, they're the only people in the world that call me Katy Jean still?), and work was brilliant in itself.
I used the credit card machine without breaking it, talked to Louis, Rosie, Pascale, and various other people. Matthew and Luke came into my shop and bought things - although while they were there I had to go to the bank, and during this time Louis gave Matthew 30p to pay for a book. Don't you love Louis?
I've done all my DecemberFest shopping except for Grandad, and also bought stuff for me - RHPS piano music, and a print from the shop. It's of one of the pictures from 'Where the Wild Things Are' by Mavna Sendack (if I'm reading it right), which I love - it's Max and a monster.
And I got my new, blue glasses. Yay, I can see leaves again! I always measure how good my glasses are by whether I can see leaves, now.
And Amy's here, and we're watching Charlie's Angels. With the guy I love (but never remember the name of). He was in Groundhog's Day, and Ghostbusters, as well. Anyone know?

--03:16 p.m., Saturday, December 8, 2001


pseudodictionary (link from memepool)

--05:36 p.m., Friday, December 7, 2001


"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." (quote from streettech)

--05:28 p.m., Friday, December 7, 2001


an interesting news story
And hi, Lucie! (Look, I spelt you right and everything).

--05:26 p.m., Friday, December 7, 2001


You are 30 - 48% HO!
Ooooo...saucy!
You're no HO but you're certainly no prude!
Pop Princess Britney Spears tested into this category.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Britney Spears!

--03:45 p.m., Thursday, December 6, 2001


Thursday, lalala, only a halfday. And I only have 10 more schooldays until the holidays! Lisa and Matthew are both ill so are at home as well, Mum is somewhere, and Dad is in Milan.
For the football.
And I'm drawing a map of the UK, because I'm bored, and never know where anywhere is.

--03:40 p.m., Thursday, December 6, 2001


Thursday, lalala, only a halfday. And I only have 10 more schooldays until the holidays! Lisa and Matthew are both ill so are at home as well, Mum is somewhere, and Dad is in Milan.
For the football.
And I'm drawing a map of the UK, because I'm bored, and never know where anywhere is.

--03:40 p.m., Thursday, December 6, 2001


Also today, we were in a Methodist place (Westminster Methodist Conference Center.), and Sam noticed that one of the Xmas trees had its star upside down. Satanic Christmas trees, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Bathroom update:
My dad started "decorating" the bathroom in April. Currently we have:
* No floor other than boards.
* about ¼ of the coving.
* Plaster-only on the walls. (Although there's a bit of tiling)
* Semi-complete cabinety-things.
* A sink.
* A bath that appears to float in midair.
* An apparently purposeless niche.
* A shower that is rusted shut.
The toilet was put in today, but it broke. And the new shower is in the hall.

--09:48 p.m., Wednesday, December 5, 2001


[If I were an online test, I would be The Art Test]

I'm The Art Test!

I'm, erm, a pretty nondescript test that just does what it says on the tin, really. I don't thrive on in-jokes, controversy or irony, nor do I host ads... I have some pretty pictures though, will that do?

Click here to find out which test you are!

--09:14 p.m., Wednesday, December 5, 2001


I am Matched Phrenology Busts.

I enlighten Norwegian glass bacteria with richly sponged hardwood thought processes. Four ripe metronomes ridicule my lucky castle of relief. My auspicious mercury rides level coral.

What erudite spheres reveal strata? The Utterly Surreal Test


Strawberry: 0/100 Pear: 60/100 Banana: 60/100 Tomato: 20/100 Lemon: 0/100

Take the What Fruit Are You? test by webkin and aaronr!
Yay! Pears! Have I ever mentioned my love of pear mice?
So the lectures today weren't wholly boring. The best one IMHO was the last one. Some random guy was making icecream, but to freeze it he poured liquid nitrogen all over it. Fun fun!
And it turned out, Dr Zbig Sobiesierski was from Wales. I Love his name.

--08:57 p.m., Wednesday, December 5, 2001


I'm a Budgett's Frog!
So ugly, it's cute! Budgett's Frogs, named after the explorer who discovered them, are large carnivorous South American frogs. They can grow to be 5 and a a half inches in size, but since they aren't very active they can be kept in a small 10 gallon aquarium. Their tank should be kept around 86*F and they cannot be housed with other animals because they will try to eat anything that moves!

What kind of Frog are you?



On the bus today we measured each others ears. That was fun.
Tomorrow is the physics trip, boring boring boring, but at least I miss triple French!

--07:23 p.m., Tuesday, December 4, 2001


I'm a Budgett's Frog!
So ugly, it's cute! Budgett's Frogs, named after the explorer who discovered them, are large carnivorous South American frogs. They can grow to be 5 and a a half inches in size, but since they aren't very active they can be kept in a small 10 gallon aquarium. Their tank should be kept around 86*F and they cannot be housed with other animals because they will try to eat anything that moves!

What kind of Frog are you?



On the bus today we measured each others ears. That was fun.
Tomorrow is the physics trip, boring boring boring, but at least I miss triple French!

--07:23 p.m., Tuesday, December 4, 2001


Hey! So Mr Bowles gave us a sheet, we have to leave one side of it at home and take the other side with us. Right you are then. Also, he gave us all his mobile number. _Bad_ idea.
I talked to Naomi (I love Naomi) all the way home today, she's so great.

If I was a work of art, I would be Piet Mondrian's Composition A.

I am rigidly organised and regimented, although my cold and unapproachable exterior hides a clever way of thinking and a rebellious and innovative nature. A lot of people don't understand me, but I can still affect them on an emotional level.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Dr Julius No.

I enjoy fine dining, nuclear power, and initiating global war.

I am played by Joseph Wiseman in Dr No.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

Feed me!

--05:54 p.m., Monday, December 3, 2001


Mum is ill, so I'm making poisoned risotto for dinner. Dad is hitting the bathroom with a hammer, and Matthew's playing Spyro, although just now he was complaining about how our family is too confusing (he has to do a family tree for school). I have no idea where Lisa is.

--04:32 p.m., Sunday, December 2, 2001


Kerry: What's wrong?
Katy: I'm not sure... I feel really dizzy all the time, and falling over all the time didn't sound great to me, so I stayed in.
Kerry: Have you been swallowing any funny looking pills?
Katy: Only paracetamol.
Kerry: Or smoking anything that looked a little risky?
Katy: Not that I recall.
Kerry: Good girl. It'll just be leprosy in that case.
Katy: Well, that's a relief, then.
Kerry: Yup. Just sellotape back any fingers that fall off and you'll be fine.
Katy: Would masking tape work? I have lots of masking tape.
Kerry: Yep! Or crazy glue.
Katy: If I used masking tape, I could doodle on it too. I always run out of doodling space.
Kerry: And then your mum says "Katy, you dirty little bunny, stop doodling on the carpet".

Katy: You're so right.
Kerry: And you are one heck of a left.
Katy: Why, so I am.
Kerry: And don't get me started on Dervla's south.
Katy: Okay, I won't.
Kerry: Or Poet's north.
Katy: Poet's _north_?
Kerry: If you say so.
Katy: I always though it was north-north-east by north.
Kerry: Maybe north-east-east by north.
Katy: Oh yeah, I never thought of that.
Kerry: Good job I'm here (I'll hold the compass).
Katy: And then you can draw a circle.
Kerry: Why?
Katy: With your compass.
Kerry: What for?
Katy: In case you need to make a Venn diagram?
Kerry: What's that for? Will it help me pass the astro-navigation exam?
Katy: If you get a question on statistics, maybe.
Kerry: Ooooh. Maybe I should just stick to Chicken Soup Nozzle Maintenance.

Katy: chicken-hot dogs??
Dervla: yes... they're quite repulsive
Katy: how completely foul.
Dervla: har har
Dervla: fowl... foul...
Katy: I'm a pun-automaton. How scary.

--06:19 p.m., Saturday, December 1, 2001


Whoop whoop! Mum's exchanging theoretical babysitting money for theoretical eBay money, meaning... videofest! Lalalala... and more whoop! Fish and chips day!

--06:09 p.m., Saturday, December 1, 2001


It's World AIDS Day today.

--03:46 p.m., Saturday, December 1, 2001


Yo! (What?)
So at work I sold books, priced books, and counted the money in the donation box. Nothing particularly thrilling - oh, Cliff Richard Man came in again, though.
Then I went Christmas shopping... bought myself a book (ssh) called First King of Shannara, as suggested by TexasChris.
Jonathan was at the busstop, so I talked to him, and now I am at home. Dad and Matthew are at the football, Lisa and Amy are in town, Mum is upstairs somewhere.

--03:26 p.m., Saturday, December 1, 2001


Apparently all my teachers missed me so much yesterday that I don't have to do any work to catch up. Yay!
Oh, and the optician is giving me new glasses. Bleh.

--03:37 p.m., Thursday, November 29, 2001


Yay, I finally collected my sites together into one lump! Look up for link. Unfortunately, that means this need redesigning, because of the fact that it looks stupid otherwise. Arg.

--06:54 p.m., Tuesday, November 27, 2001


Celeborn

Celeborn

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Celeborn, Elf, King of Lothlorien, husband of Galadriel and grandfather of Arwen.

In the movie, I am played by Marton Csokas.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Character Test

--05:08 p.m., Tuesday, November 27, 2001


Why would I care what the largest volume of cube you could fit in a sphere is? (Where has my grammar gone?)

--04:54 p.m., Tuesday, November 27, 2001


Arg... Matthew is really irritating me... arg.
On the good side, Mrs Hawkins was away (still, I hope she's okay...) so we didn't have a vocab test.
Hey, the first-years have different Latin books to the ones we had. No more Ecci Romani, but some weird thing with macrons on all the vowels. How silly.
I'm hungry!

--04:56 p.m., Monday, November 26, 2001


I can stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs, but technicolor pachyderms is really too much for me!
How creepy is Dumbo?
~RELIGION~
Do you have a religion? yes, Wicca
Do you practice it? yes
Do you believe in God? yes
Satan? no
Heaven? sort-of
Hell? no
If you died tomorrow what do you believe will happen to you? Reincarnation.

~MORALS~
Have you ever been drunk? nope, but I've been tipsy.
Taken drugs? no
Stolen? no
Shoplifted? no
Tried to commit suicide? no
Lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend? no
Gotten into a fight? don't think so...
Are you more innocent or guilty? probably about 50/50
Would you date a drug addict? probably not
Are you racist? I try not
Are you discriminatory to anyone? I try not
Do you have an open or closed mind to other peoples beliefs and feelings? I should hope open.

~MUSIC~
Whats your fave style of music? argh, I don't care.
Do you play an instrument? trumpet, piano.
Do you sing? very, very badly.
What's your fave band? Mull Historical Society
Have you met them before? no
Name 3 cds that you've bought in the last year: Mull Historical Society - Loss, Gorillaz - (???), Offspring - Conspiracy of One
Why did you buy them? Cause I wanted to.

~PERSONALITY~
Are you funny or serious? mixed
Creative or not? sometimes creative. it's not my strongest point.
Logical thinker or lateral thinker? Logical.
Are you outgoing or shy? shy.
Are you lazy or active? way lazy.
Have you ever been hyperactive? only on caffiene
Are you a naturally hyperactive person? no.

~LOOKS~
Are you happy with the way you look? Mostly. Not my legs.
What would you change? My legs, my feet.
Do you wear makeup regularly? no
Do you have a large wardrobe? Not by any stretch of the imagination.

~EMBARRASSING MOMENTS~
Ever snorted drink out your nose? All over a Merkin (whoops)
Ever giggled like an idiot? erm... probably.
Ever embarassed yourself and pretended nothing happened? of course
Ever said something really stupid? yeah... one of my worse habits.
Ever sleepwalked? don't think so.
Ever sleeptalked? yeah.

~THOUGHTS~
Ever had funny thoughts and laughed and no one understood you? like, all the time.
Whats the first thought that comes to your head when you hear these names?
Melissa: Matthew
Bob: Me!
Vanessa: die!
Alyssa: who?
Jess: isn't that Postman Pat's cat?
Brian: Lisa.
Charlie: Choklit
Olivia: Hazel
Drew: Carey
Lily: morbid flowers
Anita: my mum
Whats the first thoughts that come to your head while hearing these words?
Rubber: pencil sharpeners are annoying.
Clothes: my dad says you can't wear blue with green
Big: Brother (sorry)
Dress: -ing up as a pirate for a party ages ago
Jacket: whappah!
Matthew's having a big stress/depression thing this weekend, it's really quite irritating.

--04:31 p.m., Sunday, November 25, 2001


The French play was highly weird... I think hardly anyone understood it, and I only did because I read the thing.
But it was very scary, especially the mask people.
Anyway, I have to go to piano soon, so... bye!

--04:48 p.m., Thursday, November 22, 2001


Parents evening is boring.

--08:09 p.m., Wednesday, November 21, 2001


Katy: what's a morning?
Kerry: the thing before lazy sods get up.
Katy: hmm. I don't think I've ever seen a morning.
Kerry: It's really interesting; the television is almost surreal and there's toast.
Katy: ooh, now I like toast. Where can I find this 'morning'?
Kerry: Just don't go to bed tonight and wait until a big yellow thing creeps over the horizon.
Katy: like a banana?
Kerry: More like an orange, but warm like a fried egg yolk.
Katy: Ohh. Is it like the moon?
Kerry: Yes, but much bigger and named after a newspaper.

I love Kerry!

~YOU~
What does your name mean? Pure
How old are you? 16
How old are you mentally? It depends what day it is. Anywhere between 12 and 64.
Describe yourself in 5 words: introvert, insane, obsessive, easily amused
What are your worst qualities: my total obsessiveness
What are your best qualities: apparently, it's that I make people laugh
How long does it take you get get ready in the morning: for school? About half an hour.

~SLEEP~ Do you dream at night? usually
Do you remember your dreams? only interesting ones
Describe one: I had a dream where everything was green.
What time do you go to bed usually? about 11 o'clock, except on Saturdays when I stay up for ages.
What time do you wake up normally? about 7am, but I don't get up for about 20min
What time do you wake on weekends? as late as possible on a Sunday, but on Saturdays at about the same time because I have work.
Do you sleep with one pillow or two? no, 3. but they're quite thin.

~SCHOOL~ Did you like school? mostly
What was your fave subject? maths (duh)
Most hated subject? it's a tie between foodtech and PE
Did you have a fave teacher? ...no.
Ever had a crush on a teacher? yeah, right.
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? maths/science.

~FRIENDS~ Do you have heaps of friends? no, but I have enough to make Christmas expensive.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? more girl friends, but since I go to an all-girls school that's hardly surprising.
Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend? joking with Lauren/Joking with Jase.

~FAMILY~ Do you like your parents? mostly. more than most teenagers.
Ever run away from home? for like a half-hour
Do you have any siblings? Lisa and Matthew, both younger.
If so, do you like or get annoyed with them? mostly like/mostly annoyed with.

~RELATIONSHIPS~ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no/no (although two proposals, both from girls, lolol)
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? No.

--08:38 p.m., Tuesday, November 20, 2001


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